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Canada, also known as America's Frosted Hat, Soviet Canuckistan, Canuckland, Canadia or The Shizzle North of Hizzle, but more commonly known as "The Great White North."
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Latest Activity: Mar 3
Canada Facts
Capital: Oshawa, or was it Ottawa?
Largest city: Frankford is the largest city in Canada with some 2 and a half people and a dog
Official languages: Inuit, French & Hoser. Parlez-vous franglais?
Government: Plutocracy
Prime Minister: Tim Horton
Declaration of Independence: Whenever Great Britain forgot it was a colony.
Currency: Canadian Tire Money (worth aboot $1.80 US), US dollar (worth aboot $1 US), or Timbits (about a buck a dozen.)
Major exports: Comedians, snow, beavers, round bacon, beer, BC bud, hockey players, mad cow beef, Maple syrup, Celine Dion
Major imports: Pretty much everything else
Opening hours: 24 hours a day (24½ in Newfoundland)
Canada's Diverse Variousness
Canada's geography is both diverse and varied: so much so that even its varied areas are filled with diversity and have different levels or gravity. Trees plague the Canadian landscape to such an extent that most Canadian men can get wood on demand.
To answer the question the entire world is asking, yes, Canada has an Army, and no, Canada doesn't know about it. Canadians are known for their peacefulness and politeness in distressing situations, such as during a war or hockey playoffs. The world looks to Canada for international peace-keepers, since they possess no weapons other than snow shovels, and their jovial accent and flannel clothing are comforting.
The unanimously agreed upon capital of Canada is Toronto, although a small number of government offices are located in the far less important city of Ottawa. Proposals made entirely and only by Torontonians have been made to move said offices to Toronto, but have yet to be approved. The city has considered separating from the country because of this. The rest of Canada, meanwhile, continues to think that Toronto "blows" and that the city's curling team, the Leafs, "suck".
Largest city: Frankford is the largest city in Canada with some 2 and a half people and a dog
Official languages: Inuit, French & Hoser. Parlez-vous franglais?
Government: Plutocracy
Prime Minister: Tim Horton
Declaration of Independence: Whenever Great Britain forgot it was a colony.
Currency: Canadian Tire Money (worth aboot $1.80 US), US dollar (worth aboot $1 US), or Timbits (about a buck a dozen.)
Major exports: Comedians, snow, beavers, round bacon, beer, BC bud, hockey players, mad cow beef, Maple syrup, Celine Dion
Major imports: Pretty much everything else
Opening hours: 24 hours a day (24½ in Newfoundland)
Canada's Diverse Variousness
Canada's geography is both diverse and varied: so much so that even its varied areas are filled with diversity and have different levels or gravity. Trees plague the Canadian landscape to such an extent that most Canadian men can get wood on demand.
To answer the question the entire world is asking, yes, Canada has an Army, and no, Canada doesn't know about it. Canadians are known for their peacefulness and politeness in distressing situations, such as during a war or hockey playoffs. The world looks to Canada for international peace-keepers, since they possess no weapons other than snow shovels, and their jovial accent and flannel clothing are comforting.
The unanimously agreed upon capital of Canada is Toronto, although a small number of government offices are located in the far less important city of Ottawa. Proposals made entirely and only by Torontonians have been made to move said offices to Toronto, but have yet to be approved. The city has considered separating from the country because of this. The rest of Canada, meanwhile, continues to think that Toronto "blows" and that the city's curling team, the Leafs, "suck".
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